Hi there—

I’m on hiatus recovering from surgery, but I’d still love to hear from you! BTW I’m totally fine, and it’s one of those things you do for the love of the game. But I am convalescing and I will be off until at least March 7th. In the meantime, feel free to fill out my contact form to get the ball rolling.

If you would like to brighten my day and let me know you’re thinking of me, a few ideas:

• Flowers to enrich my enclosure: Social Flowers is a tried and true option, or contact me and I will happily arrange it with my own florist.

• Uber Eats gift cards— self explanatory ;)

• Sponsor some online lingerie shopping with a gift card for Agent Provocateur, Holt Renfrew, or Etsy.

• Alternatively, help break in my wishlist

• A one-month Criterion membership. I am terminally bored at home. Maybe three different cuts of Apocalypse Now will help.

• Books! I have already burned through The Secret History, so a gift card for something from my favourite local book store, Drawn & Quarterly, will go a long way.

• Planning a date for my return, especially a duo with one of my friends. I will be accepting appointments for after March 7, and this will give me something to look forward to. :)

My email for any of these things is, as you may know, Naomi.Loren@protonmail.com. And my social media links are below. See you soon!